I was sitting at the computer trying to write down a couple of recipes but the noise from the drums seemed so loud my brain could take no more, and suddenly it stopped. There was silence no double pedal madness of the bass drum, no more China crash cymbal. That is my least favourite of the six cymbals. It is not named the crash cymbal for its sweet resonating hum. My son, Skater is a drummer in a thrash metal band and is quite a diligent when it comes to practice. He has commandeered the spare room in our old rented house for this and it is alarmingly full of single mattresses for soundproofing so we don’t become unpopular with the neighbours. It was Friday night, and I planned to take it easy a bit of cooking a bit of writing……. That was the plan, but the silence was suddenly broken again by a furious knocking and jangling of a locked door handle.
“Mum, hey Mum are you there? I can’t open the door”.
Skater was hot sweaty and ready for a shower but he couldn’t budge the door handle. It turned but it was disconnected from whatever is inside that makes it tick, a little bit like me and my nights plans. Β He was locked in. Meaning he would need help to get out or he would probably, starve maybe die of thirst and possibly not stop disturbing me till he escaped, damn it!! So I pushed the Lamb cutlets aside for later. After trying to put screw drivers and credit cards ( it works in the movies) down the side of the door to open it we stopped short of running at it shoulder first. A broken door would not be ideal even if there was someone stuck inside. There was a window but it had a large fly-screen screwed to the outside. Unless I helped him out there was going to be no Friday night, and no son ……….
After some time I managed to unscrew the fly-screen and he climbed out of the window. We decided that we’d ring the Landlord the next day. Then I promptly forgot and went shopping. I got a phone call in the early afternoon.
“Mum, I’ve got all of my drums and cymbals out of the window.. even the stool, Β but I can’t get the bass drum out…it won’t fit. Did you ring the landlord?” Β (Ooops that would be no)
“Why didn’t you leave your drums inside till we get someone to open the door?”
“Because I’ve got a gig in an hour so I thought I should get organised”
…….Why is it that they don’t tell you these things before you have to panic and call the Landlord with some stupid garbled story about your son being stuck and him not telling you about the gig and you not having much a time and PLEASE can you help….NOW before it’s too late.
To the Landlords immense credit, he left what he was doing and came over to feverishly pick the lock. Well, he actually had to hack at the door a bit. It was looking touch and go, but Skater was in the car and ready to go to the gig as we raced the finally freed bass drum from the house to the back of the car and he sped off, as I stood in the drive shacking my head. As you probably have worked out, we did get dinner that night. The actual Parmesan Lamb Cutlets I was planning to make.
Parmesan Crusted Lamb Fennel Red Pepper Salad
Ingredients
Warm Red capsicum and Fennel salad.
- 2 cups fennel cut into large squares 1" or 2 cm
- 1 red capsicum cut into the same size squares
- 1/2 cup green olives deseeded
- 150 gm onion cut into very small dice
- 60 ml olive oil 3 Tablespoon
- 20 ml balsamic vinegar or balsamic glaze
- 1 Tablespoon dijon mustard
- 1/2 cup parsley roughly chopped
Parmesan crumbed lamb cutlets or chicken
- 8 Lamb cutlets
- 100 gm parmesan grated (1/2 cup)
- 2 cups bread crumbs
- 100 gm flour
- 1 whole egg
- 100 ml milk
Instructions
- Put the dijon, balsamic and 2 Tablespoons of EVO Into a medium salad bowl. Add the parsley and drained olives,
- Heat a nonstick frypan. Add 2 Tablespoon of olive oil and toss the onion till starting to soften. Add the fennel and stir and saute till starting to brown.
- Add the red pepper and toss and stir till the vegetables are starting to get nice little scorched brown patches. Pour them into the bowl and stir to coat.
- Mix the crumbs with the grated parmesan. Dip the cutlets in flour. Mix the egg with the 100 ml of milk and dip the cutlets into this eggwash. Then roll in the crumb. Heat a frypan with 250 ml oil. Shallow fry the cutlets till golden and then drain on paper.
- I served my lamb with salad and mashed potato
Christine @ Cooking Crusade
I’m glad you were able to finally get this meal because it looks toooooo good to miss!
Rosa
A fabulously tasty dish and wonderful combination!
Cheers,
Rosa
Tandy | Lavender and Lime
Getting him out of the room must have at least stopped the noise for a while! And supper looks great π
InTolerant Chef
Like threading a camel through the eye of a needle Tania! I’m so glad the landlord came to the rescue.
Yummy meal, lamb cutlets are sooo delicious, and teamed with the parmesan and salad it sounds fantastic. I think this is a great dinnerparty dish even- yummo π xox
Lorraine @ Not Quite Nigella
Hehe that’s so funny! π I can’t believe he got all of those drums out! :O He and Charlie’s Archie would be fast friends don’t you think? π
Diane
I heard the story before but still makes me laugh! As for the cutlets- say no more…
Jas@AbsolutelyJas
Oh wow. A drummer AND in a thrash band? You’ve got a double whammy there!! At least he is diligent and dedicated enough to both practice, and to think of evacuating the drums through the window to get to his gig π
Amanda
Lamb and fennel are two of my favourite things – thanks for putting them together for me!
ChgoJohn
This lamb sounds wonderful, especially with that crust you’ve prepared. I hope the next time you serve it is on a far less eventful evening. π
MyKitchenStories
Ha thanks John
tasha
I am going to need more than 1 – 2 of those lamb cutlets – Delicious!
Angie@Angie's Recipes
What a Friday night! Hope those delicious lamb have brought you some comfort.
Hotly Spiced
Skater is in a thrash band? I feel your pain, sister. And he plays the drums? What a double-whammy. I need to count my blessings that my Archie is in a folk band and plays guitar – that guitar’s actually quite pleasant to listen to and I can work without it bothering me (too much). I can also sympathise with dodgy, old rental properties where everything is falling apart! Lovely looking lamb xx
Maureen | Orgasmic Chef
I already know this will be a huge hit in my family. John LOVES lamb cutlets! I love fennel. π
yummychunklet
The parmesan crust sounds fantastic.
Claire @ Claire K Creations
I’m not a lamb cutlet eater really but crumb them and I can’t get enough!
I think you should be impressed that he was ‘organised’ an hour early!
MyKitchenStories
Oh he is quite often organised ahead of time really.